South Dakota

South Dakota... through the eyes of Jeff Foxworthy: 
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in South Dakota. 
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in South Dakota.
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in South Dakota. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with ...someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in South Dakota.
If "vacation" means going to Sioux Falls for the weekend, you may live in South Dakota.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in South Dakota.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in South Dakota.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in South Dakota.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in South Dakota.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in South Dakota.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in South Dakota.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in South Dakota.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in South Dakota.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in South Dakota.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in South Dakota.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in South Dakota. If you know how to pronounce Ipswich, Belle Fourche and Pierre you might live in South Dakota.
If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all of your South Dakota friends and others can see!